Battenberg & Banter, ‘Let’s go Blogging’, is a humorous collection of stories about every day life, to help keep you motivated, inspired, and to recognise yourself amongst the chaos of life and laugh it off.
‘My London souvenir knickers were last seen being catapulted up the inside of a coach, travelling at 60MPH, somewhere near Birmingham…’
WARNING – ‘Laughing for 15 minutes can burn off 40 calories’. This book may cause weight loss!
Plant serial-killing; laughing rats; phallic shaped tooth fillings; exchanging sisters for camels; bird nest bra’s; soggy biscuits and mummified massages – If these subjects are of no interest to you, the next book along may be what you’re looking for. On the other hand, if you’re wondering what it all means, then step inside and be enlightened. There’s plenty to go around…
Put your helmet on and get ready for the roller coaster of daily life!’
‘If I do get arrested, the bail money’s in the coffee jar in the kitchen’